The voices in my head don't think they're imaginary

Here's my contribution to the annual fun of free fiction. It's me reading a little piece of flash called "Bob's Penis." (Yes, radconbob, this is the story I was going to read at Norwescon ... your curiosity shall finally be appeased!)

I actually recorded it just a couple of days ago because velourmane wanted a sample of my reading voice. And apparently, my huskier-than-normal Suzanne Pleschette baritone didn't scare her off, 'cause she's asked me to be a reader for an upcoming edition of PodCastle. The story she's giving me to read is awesome, a real doozy. I won't reveal any more details than that, but you're all in for a treat.

Anyway, here is Bob's Penis. It's not really "unsafe" for work, but it does have a penis in it that does weird things.

In honor of International Pixel-Stained Techopeasant Day I am digitally reprinting my short story "Domovoi" from the April 2005 edition of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction.

And it doesn't end there! Wheatland Press has put up my story "The Woman in the Numbers" from Polyphony 5. Even if you don't feel like reading my story, bop over to Wheatland because Deb's put up a whole bunch of other freely downloadable fiction as well!

March on, comrades.

(P.S. Thanks to lisamantchev for the cool icon!)

_{(X-posted to mkhobson, ipstp, and sfwa)}