The voices in my head don't think they're imaginary - Bob's Penis

Here's my contribution to the annual fun of free fiction. It's me reading a little piece of flash called "Bob's Penis." (Yes, radconbob, this is the story I was going to read at Norwescon ... your curiosity shall finally be appeased!)

I actually recorded it just a couple of days ago because velourmane wanted a sample of my reading voice. And apparently, my huskier-than-normal Suzanne Pleschette baritone didn't scare her off, 'cause she's asked me to be a reader for an upcoming edition of PodCastle. The story she's giving me to read is awesome, a real doozy. I won't reveal any more details than that, but you're all in for a treat.

Anyway, here is Bob's Penis. It's not really "unsafe" for work, but it does have a penis in it that does weird things.