The voices in my head don't think they're imaginary - And I haven't had any caffeine since 10 a.m.!

Fast twitch muscles have I. That's why I can type so fast. Caffeine has nothing to do with it!

But I will be interested to see what my test results are tomorrow morning, after I chase down a couple adderall with a Rockstar. They're going to bring a camera in and film me for a Comcast commercial.

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That's the shiz-nit. I'm all about the no sugar Rockstar in the white can. You can buy it by the case at Costco.

No, it looks beautiful to me. It must be those Godlike powers we share, allowing us to see things others can't.

AS LONG AS WE HAVE PLENTY OF CAFFEINE !!!! BBWAHAHAHA ... haha ... ha ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......

;-)

No, I'm just making oblique reference to a series of Comcast commercials that have been running up here ... in them, people comically misuse the "high speed" (which looks like liquid mercury and is ostensibly the material that is responsible for making Comcast Internet so Comcastically-fast) to do things blazingly fast.

I really like those commercials, because I wish I could wash a whole sinkful of dishes in 1 second like they do on TV.

Good call, I really thought she was going to be in a commercial. I thought for sure that she was going to be a spokesperson for something and talk in a really calm and disturbingly soothing voice.