The voices in my head don't think they're imaginary - March 15th, 2008

So you'd think, that as a mature woman approaching her 40th birthday, I would have already made all the leg-shaving mistakes I would ever make. You might even be excused for thinking, to yourself, on a lazy summer afternoon, "Why, that Mary Hobson, she's probably got this leg-shaving thing pretty dialed!"

Well, my friend, you'd be wrong.

( Behind the cut: blood, gore, tears and idiocy )

And that's it for this edition of "Failures in Womanhood!" Next week -- alpha hydroxy moisturizers and the ways I've fucked up using them!